Kyle's Vomitorium

lol. i don't want to have hurricane shanaynay, or ...

2010-01-21T21:15:38.849-08:00

lol. i don't want to have hurricane shanaynay, or hurricane shaniqua, because those names are retarded. i am not racist, i am not a white supremacist, i simply abhor what i refer to as black ghetto names. not only do they sound retarded, a survey proved that..what was it... i think 60% of people, upon seeing that someone was named something ridiculous like that, automatically assume they are less intelligent. delaneece, you arent doing your daughter a favor to name her barackisha, so dont try it.

i love the word "spigot".i wonder if there has eve...

2009-02-10T12:22:25.150-08:00

i love the word "spigot".

i wonder if there has ever been a bigoted spigot.

that would be awesome.

and remember in 2005 they used all the names and h...

2009-02-10T12:20:49.423-08:00

and remember in 2005 they used all the names and had to start over, but when that happens they use the greek alphabet.

ohmyword!!those are funny!!!

2008-11-26T19:40:39.552-08:00

ohmyword!!
those are funny!!!

So I'm being a creepy internet stalker but I gotta...

2008-11-20T15:07:11.443-08:00

So I'm being a creepy internet stalker but I gotta tell you
this makes me laugh out loud (for real) every time I read it (well, honestly only the first time I read it, now I just have a little chuckle) <--- which is even worse 'cause now I've admitted that I've read it more than once. Ugh... I'm a loser

Is she the Asian lady in blue?LOL ROFLMAO JOAHHey,...

2008-11-02T17:18:22.261-08:00

Is she the Asian lady in blue?

LOL ROFLMAO JOAH

Hey, I'm just trying to help out their Marketing Department, is all.

This isn't a critique on the school itself, but a critique on what their marketing materials lead me to believe.

But seriously, is she the Asian lady?

Okay... seriously now -- I have a friend with a BA...

2008-11-02T16:01:22.150-08:00

Okay... seriously now -- I have a friend with a BA in Communication from there. Fo reels.

You have a problem with blue jays? For the longest...

2008-10-31T03:08:58.730-07:00

You have a problem with blue jays? For the longest time I had a damn woodpecker outside my window every morning around 6am. I bought a bb gun just to shoot it but it disappeared before I got to it.

I don't know how late it is and my back is hurting...

2008-10-31T03:00:18.386-07:00

I don't know how late it is and my back is hurting for some reason but I laughed hard and loud at these.

This is making me seriously need to pee.Hilarious!...

2008-10-23T15:52:15.803-07:00

This is making me seriously need to pee.

Hilarious!

Like the novelty name license plates from every to...

2008-09-23T13:26:43.161-07:00

Like the novelty name license plates from every tourist destination in the world, where "Ashleyanne" has never and will never be available, I will never find my name on that lovely list of disasters.

Yea, even I remember you showing me the design for...

2008-09-12T23:39:40.786-07:00

Yea, even I remember you showing me the design for your silencer <-Christina

Yeah what's your deal with the hate? I guess a hur...

2008-09-04T08:30:57.247-07:00

Yeah what's your deal with the hate? I guess a hurricane has to be merciless. That shit made me laugh out loud; Hurricane Shanaynay, and you finally being classified as naturally disastrous.

Say what's up to florida for me, and be nice to cuba for crying out loud you sound like a bigot

So are you trying to say that the hurricane naming...

2008-09-03T13:06:17.563-07:00

So are you trying to say that the hurricane naming version of affirmative action has stolen your glory for many years? Because that seems to be the subtle undertones, that and you hate all ethnic people.

A schematic? JeezAnd you don't remember designer a...

2008-08-26T16:17:01.694-07:00

A schematic? Jeez

And you don't remember designer a silencer sitting in class? How totally lame.lyoxdrbj

Kelsey and I have decided that Costco would be our...

2008-07-26T02:00:51.808-07:00

Kelsey and I have decided that Costco would be our best bet. After a traumatizing afternoon hiking up a snow covered Mt. Diablo with the promise of a candy and soda despenser at the top, we prefer the comfort of knowing that there is an abundant supply of food at Costco. Therefore, we say, fuck you Mt. Diablo; you, your snow, AND empty vending machines.
Our impenetrable fortress of toilet paper and 20 lb. bags of rice shoud be sufficient in thwarting any impending zombie attack. Thank you.

Oh, by the way...Von time, I poot a monkey on a li...

2008-04-29T12:58:45.601-07:00

Oh, by the way...

Von time, I poot a monkey on a lightbulb.

I ate eet.

Wow, Cody is really funny on chat! Cracked my shit...

2008-04-29T12:58:10.249-07:00

Wow, Cody is really funny on chat! Cracked my shit up.

Haven't seen you on Live in like 2 weeks! But I wont be on for a while either - have to finish up this whole "grad school" thing.

Hope things are gud.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/Kling...

2008-03-01T03:13:47.863-08:00

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/Klingon_Hamletb.jpg

I really with blogger would just let me type in the html for the picture. Pure. Gold.

Obviously, there must have been a mass exodus of t...

2008-02-18T00:20:25.607-08:00

Obviously, there must have been a mass exodus of these kinds of field trips for the 2000 and 2004 elections.

Just like women are voting Hillary, and blacks are voting Obama, people tend to simply vote whats familiar.

This has even further morphed into the variant "c0...

2008-02-01T13:41:47.949-08:00

This has even further morphed into the variant "c0wned" or "cwnd", pronounced "coned" - like being hit in the face with a high velocity cone. In Halo 3.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xxNs3humnyk

Just shows the flexibility of language, doesn't it?