Thursday, July 24, 2008

Will Doodle for Bachelors

Yesterday I stumbled upon a bunch of binders from my third year in college. As I sentimentally leafed through page after page of business theory, famous quotes and statistics formulae, I came across some doodles. I have chosen for you a short list of doodles that all came from the same school day. I think it says a lot about a person when they can both a) create such amazing art and b) get out of there with a Bachelor Degree in Business in less than a decade (barely).

Behold, irrefutable evidence that I am awesome.

Please click to enlarge.

above: Todd

This is an idea I came up with where you've got a small hot-plate built into the bottom of your coffee mug. Yes, it's a fire hazard. Sure, you might burn your fingerprints off as you cup your mug in your hands to warm them during winter months. I am well aware of the fact that this product might kill you, but c'mon! It keeps that shit warm!

above: genius

The next two doodles appear to be some attempt at amateur schematics. When I first found them I thought it was some sort of water purifier. Maybe a water spigot.

above: silencer/flash suppressor

This appears to be a dinosaur named Cody. Maybe a dragon. It is destroying a city while under attack by various warriors. Don't miss the guest appearances by: The Rocketeer, the Ninja and the Spartan. There is also a pirate with a pimp hat as well as a turd-tank.

above: Goh-zee-rah !

Thank you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A schematic? Jeez

And you don't remember designer a silencer sitting in class? How totally lame.lyoxdrbj

Cody said...

Yea, even I remember you showing me the design for your silencer <-Christina

clayton said...

i love the word "spigot".

i wonder if there has ever been a bigoted spigot.

that would be awesome.