AIM Debaucheries

Dr. Porkchops: hope you're having a blast down in Mexico, man
Mr. Meat Popcicle: I am indeed
Mr. Meat Popcicle: a big-titted midget said "welcome to Mexico" to me in English.
Mr. Meat Popcicle: just walking down the street
Mr. Meat Popcicle: it was quite possibly the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me
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Troy 45cal: I get "Good Friday" off
FUNnBeer: good
FUNnBeer: Jesus got it off too
FUNnBeer: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy 45cal: snap.

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Kyle: my pecks are getting firmer
Kyle: and more shapely
Matt Cherries: ooooo, sexy
Kyle: god, I'm hot.
Matt Cherries: you don't have to sell me on that, big boy

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FUNnBeer: one of Monica's Friends wants me to do a website for her
FUNnBeer: and put it in her Butt
Troy 45cal: she wants you to put it in her butt? or Monica’s butt?
FUNnBeer: both
Troy 45cal: I suggest you charge extra for that
Troy 45cal: otherwise word might get out that you are handing out 2 for 1 deals
FUNnBeer: if she is hot, I am down for a "In da butt deal"
Troy 45cal: I gotta keep that as a quote
FUNnBeer: Quote This
FUNnBeer: (|==========D
FUNnBeer: Bitch.

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Kyle: boo
Kyle: boo on your face
Adamn Kampa: boo on my face indeed

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affamato gatto: kyle u are such a good satirist of human culture
Troy 45cal: so is your face
affamato gatto: hahaha there again, amazing

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FUNnBeer: For some reason I want cake. And vagina.

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FUNnBeer: I will never again trust a Mexican used car salesman
FUNnBeer: or an Asian Craps dealer

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Troy 45cal: I wanna go play halo tonight
Troy 45cal: but I gotta go to a Sharks game
Troy 45cal: scream for blood and all that
FUNnBeer: well Hockey is like Halo
FUNnBeer: but instead of aliens
FUNnBeer: they are Canadian
Troy 45cal: Your wisdom knows no bounds, my friend

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FUNnBeer: Hooters right next to a Toys R Us. Which one first though?
FUNnBeer: if you went to Toy R Us first all you would think about is Hooters
FUNnBeer: its like when the Devil took Lestat to Heaven first so he didn’t think about it the whole time he was in Hell
FUNnBeer: in Memnoch
FUNnBeer: I am thinking Hooters first because then you get your fill of boobies, beer and chicken wings
FUNnBeer: then you can go play
FUNnBeer: unless you are lucky enough to take home a Hooters girl
FUNnBeer: …
FUNnBeer: I have given this some thought
Troy 45cal: yes.
Troy 45cal: yes, you have

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Troy 45cal: I like the name Debbie.
ViperXL50: that sounds like fat southern prostitute’s name
ViperXL50: Debbie’s House of Pancakes and Skank
Troy 45cal: I would eat there
ViperXL50: yeah, me too

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Kyle: looks like the pre-party is at Matt's
Kyle: with bitches
Kyle: and unconfirmed reports of hos
Adam: goddamn flaky-ass hos

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Kyle: shall I make a list of naughty words that shouldn't be spoken at this party, Matt?
Kyle: 1) poop
Kyle: 2) fuck
Kyle: 3) fuck-poop
Kyle: and so on
Kyle: I just made myself laugh with that one
Matt: haha
Matt: yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll say all of those

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FUNnBeer: so I’m trying to sneak a contract away from a lady with the last name “Bowser”
FUNnBeer: I’m thinking if I run really fast I can jump over her head and take out the ax holding the bridge up for her
Troy 45cal: careful of the fire-breath. Oh, and the princess you’re after won’t be in that castle, by the way.

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FUNnBeer: so many Mexicans in the world
FUNnBeer: I got the Mexicant

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Jon: HAPPY CHICKEN
Jon: BOK BOK

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FUNnBeer: oh shit was gonna tell you
Troy 45cal: eh?
FUNnBeer: bank got robbed yesterday
FUNnBeer: in Redding
Troy 45cal: what ?!
Troy 45cal: that still fucking happens?
Troy 45cal: what is with that town?
FUNnBeer: Jessica's husband was the teller
Troy 45cal: HAHAHAHA
Troy 45cal: he's a fucking teller?
Troy 45cal: oh man
Troy 45cal: this keeps getting better and better!
Troy 45cal: did they rape him?
FUNnBeer: …do you even know what a bank robbery is?
Troy 45cal: it's.... where you ... rape bank tellers?

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Matt: I always finish as quickly as possible
Kyle: yeah
Kyle: that's always a solid plan.
Matt: boo yah

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FUNnBeer: she will just be surprised when I creep up behind her and rip away her panties

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Troy 45cal: I know I'm sick because I just dropped 500 bones on a game system
Troy 45cal: and got home and went to sleep
Troy 45cal: …that or I'm gay
FUNnBeer: I think the gay part fits
Troy 45cal: it would also explain why my throat hurts
FUNnBeer: yah and it feels like you "fell down some steps"

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FUNnBeer: so I killed me a deer yesterday
Troy 45cal: you are a fucking liar
FUNnBeer: nope
FUNnBeer: 4 pointer
FUNnBeer: 4 hundred pounds
FUNnBeer: breathed fire

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affamato gatto: frak me?
affamato gatto: frak u
affamato gatto: check your frakkin self
affamato gatto: into that frakkin brig

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FUNnBeer: Jesus does not use abbreviations
FUNnBeer: notice how I said does not instead of doesn’t

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FUNnBeer: God is just Cody with no 'Y'
FUNnBeer: and a G
FUNnBeer: The pope should not have tried to Fuck me over

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FUNnBeer: Im on the Holy Roman Empire’s hitlist and on the ass-end of a jihad

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FUNnBeer: bitches bitches bitches I sex them every day
FUNnBeer: bitches bitches bitches but to do that I must pay

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Troy 45cal: are you a mexican
Troy 45cal: or a mexican't
FUNnBeer: mexiwont
Troy 45cal: mexinable
Troy 45cal: mexitarded
FUNnBeer: mexipuss
FUNnBeer: that kinda sounds like a monster from greek mythology
FUNnBeer: that breathes fire
Troy 45cal: MEXIPUSS IS DESTROYING THE CITY !
FUNnBeer: the mighty mexipuss laid seige on the mighty city of Sparta for 14 days
FUNnBeer: wait no
FUNnBeer: the mexipuss is the monster that lived in the underground catacombs
FUNnBeer: guarding the golden dildo that bestowed whoever uses it with a single wish
FUNnBeer: but in return it took away your dignity
Troy 45cal: I'd wish to not get anal-ized
FUNnBeer: I'd wish for lube

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Troy 45cal: I may be dying.
FUNnBeer: well die after the weekend
FUNnBeer: wanna say hi first
FUNnBeer: then you can be an Adolph Quitler

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FUNnBeer: i think she blocked me after she said "I need to lose 20 pounds"
FUNnBeer: and I told her to cut off a leg

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Troy 45cal: yes, of course
Troy 45cal: I should have all that fun info to you by tomorrow
FUNnBeer: wicked retarded. bitch.

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FUNnBeer: so my neighbor got this puppy
FUNnBeer: it is so cute it made my head explode into candy
Troy 45cal: did the puppy then go on to eat your gummi-brains?
FUNnBeer: yes.
FUNnBeer: yes it did.

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Kyle: National Talk like a Pirate Day !
Kyle: GYAR !
Jon: Arrrrrr you kidding ?!?
Kyle: hells NAWWWWR

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FUNnBeer: then I will karate chop his head off
FUNnBeer: and then eat his soul
FUNnBeer: because I can do that